Spare Rhapsody
(With humble apologies to Queen)
Is this the real life?
Is this Meg's fantasy?
Caught in a Spare storm
No escape from the flack you see.
Harry, open your eyes, look back on your lies and see.
You're not a poor boy, you'll get no sympathy.
Your truths are easy come, hit so low.
Blame your dad, blame your bro.
Any way the shit goes, doesn't really matter, to thee, To thee.
Diana, he knows you died,
It's sad cos he was pre-teen, he feels that's very mean.
But blaming the press, that's a big no no, they reprint everything that you say
Harry, oo oo oo ooo
Your constant whinging makes us cry
But if you're not headlines again tomorrow, you carry on, carry on
Even though you don't matter
Too late. He spoke again,
He gives us all his truth, like nudging on a loose tooth
But caught in lie, he backtracks with style
He just says he didn't mean it all that way.
Harry, oo oo oo oo
You often cry, You trash everybody else but show no proof.
(Guitar solo)
We see a little silhouetto of flim-flam
Meg and Har, Meg and Har, try to lead us a fandango
Their tempers are so frightening, play the race card like lightning, at me
They all hate us, no they love us
They all love us, no they hate us
We actually just wish that they would go
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go
I'm just a poor boy nobody loves me
He's just a spare boy from a royal family,
Spare Us all from his mediocrity
Dipped his todger in the snow
Liz Arden cream helps it grow
(Here's a moan) Extra sausage on Will's plate
(Here's a moan!) His bigger room on you doth grate
(Let it go) Will not let it go
(Let it go)(Never) Never let it go
(Let it go) (Never) let it go (Let it go) Ah
No, no, no, no, no, no, no
Oh mama mia, mama mia, mama mia, why did you go?
My family has a vendetta put aside for me, for me,
For meee
So you think you can go on Oprah and spit out your lies?
Buy awards, sew discords, break all your family ties?
Oh, Harry, can't do this to us, Harry
You gotta get out, just gotta get right outta here
Money really matters, Anyone can see,
Money really matters,
Money really matters to me
Any way the cash flows…
